Questions.
What is this?
You upload a group chat export. We read it and write down what everyone in the chat is really thinking but never types. Sharp, funny, and a little too honest.
What do I get for free?
The full breakdown: who actually runs the group, message counts and percentages, and the superlatives (Night Owl, Emoji Royalty, and more). The complete written read is paid, and you see the price before you pay.
Which apps work?
WhatsApp (the .txt or .zip from Export Chat), Instagram DMs (the JSON export from Download Your Information), and iMessage (a .txt export made with the free imessage-exporter tool on a Mac). Family threads, friend groups, couples, work chats, situationships. The messier, the better.
Is it safe to upload my chat?
Your chat is used only to make your report, then deleted. If you upload and never finish, the file is automatically deleted within 24 hours. No account is needed, and we never sell your data.
How long does it take?
The breakdown is instant. The full read is written in under a minute after payment and opens right in your browser.
How do I share it?
Your read lives at a private link only you have. Send it to the group chat and watch it detonate. You can also share your stats as an Instagram Story straight from the breakdown page.
Refunds?
If something went wrong with your payment or your report, email us and we will sort it out.
How we handle your data
- Your chat isn't stored. Used only to write your report, then deleted.
- Abandoned uploads self-destruct. Deleted automatically within 24 hours.
- No training on your messages. The AI processes your chat with zero data retention.